15 People Share The Worst Texts They Ever Accidentally Sent

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    Facial expression - [] roltrap 1886 points 2 years ago I posted this before, but here goes: "My anus really burns and I can't wipe. I have to dip. Fecal consistency is liquid with no chunks. Looks yellow-ish and reeks of dead corpse." To my girlfriends mother. I meant to send it to my girlfriend because she's a nurse and asked me to keep her updated on my posibble food poisoning. I actually got an answer back. "That is great information, roltrap, but I think you sent it to the wrong person..." o
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    Text - [ [deleted] 1531 points 2 years ago I sent a text saying "Yeah I'll call you soon babe but Mr. X won't leave. He's being fucking annoying and won't go away. " Next minute Mr. X checks his phone, gets up and just walks out. I check my phone. Yep. Sent it to X
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    Undergarment - [-] AwwRobin 1364 points 2 years ago I sent my male friend a full on shot of my vagina by accident. Twice.
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    Bathtub - -] danobeck 524 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) I sent a text meant for my gf to my boss. It read, "there was a situation and I had to shit in the tub." Unfortunately, it had not been a joke and I had shit in the tub.
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    Face - Aw_Hell Naw2539 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) "Say hi to your mom for me" It was supposed to go to my wife who was having lunch with her mom, instead I sent it to my friend whose mom had died 2 days prior.
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    Sculpture - (-] MattsyKun 886 points 2 years ago Not necessarily to the wrong person, but still embarrassing as hell. My schedule for work had me on call on a Wednesday. My managers didn't need me, so Jeremy, one of our managers, texted me to tell me that I wouldn't need to come in. I was glad, so I texted back "HOORAY"...or so I thought. Jeremy texts back"WHAT" And I'm wonderering why my manager is yelling at me via text. As it turns out, my phone doesn't know the word Hooray, but it does know
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    Forehead - -]A_Game_of_Scones 1993 points 2 years ago "Hey, do you think kaitlyn likes me?" Sent to kaitlyn : EDIT: she didn't
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    Text - [- SlyEnemy 1107 points 2 years ago* (Fri Apr 11 2014 17:00:45 GMT-0400 (EDT)) Half jokingly sent a text to my wife saying something along the lines of "I'm going to ram my dick so far up your sexy ass", only I sent it to the land-line at work. This was made worse by the fact that British Telecom (The main telephone network in Britain) were running a weird campaign where you could text a land-line and have a digitised Tom Baker read it out loud. The guy who answered was one of my best fri
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    Face - [-] StickleyMan 1684 points 2 years ago "I'm so excited to eat your ass." to my mom. The woman who birthed me. It was fucking horrible. That slow-mo moment of my finger hitting send a microsecond before my brain registered what was happening. Protip: Change your mom's contact name to something like "1111Mom". That way, if you happen to be dating a girl named Monique who enjoys ass stuff, you won't make a mortifying mistake.
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    Dish - [ LydiaGlikeMe 621 points 2 years ago I texted my boss "are you ready to go, you sushi slut?" ..I meant to text it to my friend because I was picking her up to go get sushi for dinner
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    Text - IN THEATERS SEPTEMBER 18 [-] Rocktopus_PhD 455 points 2 years ago I was on a first date with a girl I had met through doing some community theatre We'd gone to the movies to see "Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs." Before the movie, we were chatting and slowly realizing that it definitely wasn't meant to work out. We just had too many conflicting interests and opinions. It made the experience incredibly uncomfortable, especially because we started lightly arguing over things like politics
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    Photo caption - 344 points 2 years ago [-] Colin_Man It wasn't me, but a friend sent a gif of a dildo coming out of a girl's asshole to his girlfriend. It was hilarious.
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    Face - -] SaulTNNutz 887 points 2 years ago My friend sent out a group text with a picture of his brand new baby daughter. I didn't notice it was a group text and replied with something like "Does her penis resemble yours?" It went to him as well as a bunch of his wife's family members that I didn't know. I got a bunch of "who the hell is this?" and "I don't know who you are or how you got this number but don't ever text me again"
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    Face - [-] Loosey_Goosey_2660 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) 'Bulk condoms at Costco. We can bang for hours' Heard my mums phone go off in her bag. Pulled off the delete of the century as I borrowed her phone. All was good. tl;dr Accidently texted my mum instead of my dad. Luckily deleted it before she saw. Edit: It's a joke guys. The text was meant for my boyfriend, not my father.
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    Text - -] bmbowdish 677 points 2 years ago "I think theres cum in my pants from the hand job" My girlfriend's mother.
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